I don't want to go to school tomorrow.
*ahem* I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.
First of all, I'll have to deal with all of the high school girls that are judging each other's halloween costumes. Let me just give you an idea of what I'm expecting to walk into:
1. "The Planners": These are the girls (normally the popular ones with a ton of friends) that have been planning their costumes since practically August. They come in a more sexy costume with a slight quirky side so that they get the best of both worlds: 1. a trophy for the "Best Group Costume" and 2. a dick in their mouths.
2. "The 'Oops, Completely Forgot!'s": So, they say that they forgot about going to school in their halloween costume, but they still come dressed as if they have a part time job at a strip bar. "Awe, honey, you accidentally wore your back lace thong with your white lulus again!""Poor thing! Were you in a rush this morning, because you're wearing that shirt that got shredded open when we went on a field trip to a saw mill!"
3. "The People That Actually Forgot": No sympathy for these bitches over here. Apparently on Halloween there is no excuse for wearing your hoodie and baggy jeans. I mean ladies get with the program. (Poor babies.)
4. "The 'All or Nothing's": These are the girls that come to school wearing the full on Playboy Bunny Suits, or the body con cat woman costumes. Kind of like the girls in Mean Girls. There can be two kinds of girls wearing these costumes.
The first kind is the shy, quiet girl that just wants to freak everyone out and come to school with a completely different ego and just a completely different person in general. They should be the ones that get a round of applause at the end of the day. Seriously, you go girls.
The other kind are just your average sluts.
5. "The 'I Don't Even Know's": They just through on random accessories, you just can't even tell what they are. They don't even know what they are.
6. "The No-Gos": Didn't even think about dressing up for Halloween. There are three possible reasons why: 1. They didn't feel like dealing with the drama (or the judging of costumes) 2. Religion purposes 3. They just didn't fucking want to.
7. "The No-Shows": Didn't even come to school.
Ugh. Why do I even have to go through this. Can this holiday just be over already? Can I just stay in bed? And sleep? And listen to sad Country Music? And cry about my life? And then maybe watch a movie? And snuggle with a boyfriend? Or kindly receive a boyfriend?
I don't know, man. Life is just so fucking complicated sometimes...
