BLOGGING AND THE OPPOSITE SEX

*A Small Note:*

I’ve ranted about this to a few people, so for the people that already know what I’m kind of talking about: sorry you have to go through this again.

Part 1: ACTUAL Blogging

 One thing that I don’t see a lot of is blogging in general. Of course there are a tone of “tumblr girls” and “tumblr boys” who own their “tumblr blogs” but I’m not referring to those at all. I have a tumblr, and I am addicted to it. Like seriously, I don’t understand why reblogging pictures could be so fun and so time consuming to me but what do you know. It totally is. I never really pictured tumblr as what you would call and “actual blog” (ie this thing that you are on currently) infact I reblogged a statement that some one made that is so incredibly true that I actually had to think about it for a while, “how is any of this considered blogging?” (via odair.tumblr.com) How true is this? So now, if I ask you if you have a blog, and you say that you have a tumblr, I will first follow you on tumblr because I will forever be addicted but I wouldn’t label you clearly as a blogger in my mind.

Part 2: ACTUAL Blogging Males

 There is something that is even RARER than general blogging. This is blogging men. I’m not talking about the pasty, overweight, middle age men who have nothing better to do but spend all of their free time on their computer shoving Doritos down their throat ranting about video games or stalking girls online. Because believe me, that isn’t attractive at all. What IS attractive though is teenage boy bloggers who just want to have a place to rant about their school and society and just the life of growing up as a teenage boy in their generation. As I kind of hinted above, I think that if you were a boy at my school, or at any high school for that matter, and you obtained a legitament blog (NOT a tumblr, but I would still follow you if you did, ahaha) I would be SO MUCH MORE attracted to you. I think that all blogging is a piece of art, and I think that anyone who has the balls to talk and sort out things on the internet with the whole entire world watching is very courageous and, well, real. I think it’s incredibly sexy. 

 I really don’t even care what you’d (I’m addressing the boys) talk about honestly. Seriously, if I found out that a boy at my school ran a personal blog, I’d be on it 24/7. It’s just so rare, that honestly I wouldn’t even care if you were just ranting about Call of Duty (as boring as that blog sounds). I would read it. Maybe it's because that stalker-ish part in me just kind of wants to see what everything's like from a boy’s perspective. It’s hard to analyze things like that with the complex, taunting answers they give on ask.fm. Running a blog, as a guy, would give girls a birds-eye view of what you are feeling, what you’d look for in girls, and what you really think about school (because school is one interesting place). It would make girls like me think, “Wow, this guy knows EXACTLY what he’s talking about and he knows EXACTLY where he’s going in life.” You (again, to you, boys) may not believe this, but with blogging, that’s the kind of aura you give off. It’s really amazing how typing what you’re thinking about down benefits you. And this is coming from an actual female blogger.

Now, back to how rare it is. I’ve been really trying to find blog boys for the longest time, with the attempts of google. So far, all of the blogs I've visited are about wine, about research, or are obtained by overweight, creepy, middle aged men shoving Doritos into their mouths.

 So boys, if you want a different way to pick up chicks, resort to blogging because why the hell not.

And we’ll just end this with a picture of Johnny Depp because it’s finally February. 

Almost time to be alone on V-Day, bitches.