WAITING FOR PAOLO TO MAKE ME A PRINCESS

 I dunno if any of you have seen this before, but I saw this and I shredded tears of joy.

                (it's probably old news to all of you, but seriously how fucking accurate is this?!)

current moods:

 someone go make me something to eat

wait, but i'm fat 

mom, i don't want to go outside. i'm too ugly

i'm not bluffing, madonna's on steroids. 

...HIT ME BABEH ONE MORE TYME.

why did brian griffin die on us

i don't want to do homework

i want to spell my name with llamas

that guy in one of my classes is insanely hot

^*drools*

y'all can kiss my ass

jk come over here and give me a big hug

dylan obrien should propose to be already

nom nom nom nom nom nom

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex

sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

foooooooooooooooooooood

mofo

how do you all even bear with me?

kisses.