I WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW

um, tia. shouldn't those be for me?

 A few days ago, I re-watched for probably the millionth time The Jerk Theory with Josh Henderson and Jenna Dewan. It's one of my all-time favorite movies.

 I think that the reason why I like it so much is 1. because it's freakin' hilarious, 2. the soundtrack is amazing, and 3. attempt to pick up ways Molly uses to attract Adam to her.

 It does make me a little jealous of Molly/Jenna Dewan because, well let's face it. They both have perfect spouses. Molly has Adam who is a doll. And Jenna has Channing Tatum, who is for a fact a sex god.

 Unfortunately, all of the attractive guys at my school are dicks and could care less about staying in a committed relationship. Here are the kinds of boys you would encounter at my school:

1. "The Surfers": Like, duuuude. They just aren't smart enough to acknowledge that tons of girls are memorized by their sun-bleached hair, and sea-blue eyes. They normally stay in their little packs and talk about the different surf spots that each should visit on the weekend. Oh, so you don't surf? Oh, then they won't associate... with you, that is. Pretty much all dicks and heartbreakers, definetly not the kind of guy you would want to have just a crush on.

2. "The Skaters": These rebels have more of a bad-boy side rather than the surfers. Although, what both groups do have in common is that they are douches. The only reason for having a woman in their life is very simple: sex. That and obviously a relative-relationship. Needless to say, commitment is rarely an option and if it is at one point, don't get your hopes up too soon. Like the surfers, most have a head full of rocks, but you might encounter a skater that covers up his smarts to keep his image.

3. "The Wannabe Gangsters": Think that they are really cool and that they can bust anyone's ass even though they are sticks. Normally arrogant and always have a girlfriend.

4. "The Lacrosse Boys": See definition of "conceited".

5. "The Baseball Boys": Not as hot as the lacrosse boys, and just as heartless.

6. "The Football Boys": From what I noticed, all of the football players are very different. There can be very hot players that are really mean and immodest. Then they are hot players that are actually really sweet and sincere. Then there are really ugly players that are also very nice and sincere and there are ugly, fat jerks. Then there are huge, burly characters that have as much emotion as a sack of flour.

  Alas, as you can tell my options are close to unsatisfactory. So I'll just have to suffer through heart ache until the right guy comes along. Hopefully he will come soon, because I'm starting to get a little impatient.

 Seriously it's almost to the point where I should wear a sign to school reading, "WILL TWERK A KISS."