A NORMAL SCHOOL DAY

ME:

1. no. oh god no, my bed is so warm and comfy and i just had the most amazing erotic dream. i will not get up. never. *presses snooze*
2. i can probably sleep for a few more minutes... *presses snooze*
3. i’ll just skip breakfast today. *presses snooze*
4. oh fuck it’s six o’clock and I need to take a shower. i hate my life *after two minutes of glaring angrily at the ceiling, i push myself out of bed*
5. shower, shower, shower. a time to embrace my inner britney spears 
6. *30 minutes later* SHIT I HAVE 20 MINUTES TO GET READY
7. *gets dressed* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
8. *brushes teeth* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
9. *puts on makeup* ok sydney, you cannot rush the mascara. calm down and focus on the strokes
10. *puts in earphones* cant walk without a beat
11. *walks/dances to school*
12. oh shit i’m late
13. i hate this place
14. oh my god its so cold
15. stop looking at me like you dont know where i came from. we’ve been in the same english class since 5th grade
16. i hate this class
17. ok... moving on. 
18. i really hate walking down these halls
19. dont touch me
20. omg there he is ah hes so cute
21. ew there she is
22. i hate math
23. im dying
24. at least amy is here to suffer with me
25. omg why
26. finally, that bell couldnt have rung sooner
27. back in the hallway
28. its like a fucking war zone here omg
29. i. hate. school.
30. NOTICE ME ASSHOLE
31. WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING ASSHOLE
32. ok really. youre going to stop in the middle of an utterly crowded hallway to go through your backpack. honestly.
33. omg finally ive been waiting for snack since like i got here
34. ew yearbook
35. ew interviewing
36. ew writing
37. ew getting yelled at
38. ew
39. im so tired
40. LUUUUUUUNNNNNNCCCCHHHHHHH
41. YES YES YES thank the lord i decided to take a zero this year i cant wait to see my bed again
42. adios bitchachos 
43. poor ashlyn she has to suffer through another class
44. well at least she doesnt have to wake up at the crack of dawn
45. *walks through the door* buenos noches.